Just once, I would like a girl to tell me the truth about her friends. Seems like every time I Read More

That’s it. Women need to come up with a new line. This whole “He’s only interested in one thing” line Read More

For years, I’ve considered myself an expert on the habits of homosexuals, a man-on-man action maven if you will. How Read More

There are a lot of things I don’t miss about college. Trying to fake my way through math class, for Read More

When you’re first developing a friendship, it’s easy to stick to big areas of commonality in order to build the Read More

I can’t make shit like this up…. So, Friday night, while doing my p90X, I mass text bunch of my Read More

I come home, those fuckers are already wasted. I desperately need to catch up. I do the ceremonial superhero pose Read More

Today I got to celebrate with a friend on her 21st birthday. It was truly an awesome day, nothing spectacular, Read More

I love getting fan mail. A young man from the USA asked me an interesting question. “Dear single guy. How Read More

Dear Dr. Ellen: Our oldest, soon to be 5, is going to kindergarten next year. I teach in a middle Read More