Answer: Bitches Be Fightin’!
Earlier this week I posted an Alpha Quiz to see how you guys would respond to being physically assaulted by a woman in a bar. This has happened to me a few times (bitches these days…) where I’ve been chatting with someone and a friend shoves me or slaps me or tries to physically provoke me. The last time it happened in was in this dance club talking up this chick and her friend straight up slapped me and said she didn’t like me. Luckily it was a table of women (well, a few guys were sitting there but it might as well have been a table of women). I got in her face and in a very stern voice I told her, “If you touch me again, we are going to have problems.”
You see, women really are the weaker sex and they know it. When a woman physically assaults you in public, it’s because she feels safe in her surroundings. In our reader’s case, the woman was backed up by a bunch of men so she knew she could start shit without consequence. The trick is giving her the consequence she thinks can’t happen without any serious repercussions from her white knight posse. Before I show you how I would have handled the situation, lets take a look at the comments!
I’d kick that guy’s ass, end of story.
Comprehension isn’t something they teach in schools anymore.
Anyhow, I’m escalating fairly fast, we’re about to kiss and midway I just happened to turn around and here comes a dike bitch aiming straight for my noggin. (Lord Why me) I got the chance to block the swing, moosh, whatever you want to call it (the bitch was swinging for my face). I said in a loud tone, “Do you know what I can do to you!?” I pointed at my face, telling her to “go ahead, try again.” She didn’t budge, instead, she proceeds to calling me an asshole. I sit down, laugh sarcastically, and reply “says the girl who came to the bar dressed like a construction worker”. I pretty much made everyone who was watching laugh. Ms.Construction Worker and her girlfriend start arguing. That’s when I walk away, I just don’t care. The Dike bitch left and while I was gaming up another chick, the first girl came through again to apologise. I told her “I’m about to leave. you can come” . I got her back to my pad ,keeping a long story short, No I didn’t Hit…but she sucked the hell out of my dick. I’m pretty sure I handled shit appropriately.
P.S I left out somewhere around 1000 details because this, is a comment, not a guest post.
Thanks for trimming it back and not leaving me a book to sort through. You get an A++ for the way you handled this, spot on. The key with a woman assaulting you for no reason (no reason under the law, I should say) should be met with telling her something to the effect of, “If you really want gender equality, I’ll fight you. Otherwise, back the fuck off.”
The reader did the right thing — sounds like he found other interested girls to keep the party going.
I’d be tempted to grab her by the hair and call the bouncer over to have her ejected from the bar though. Heh
As I said, you might want to nix the hair grabbing bit, but the bouncer is a good move. I’ll talk about that in a minute.
When I worked with emotional disturbed children, my motto in dealing with public misbehavior was “if you’re going to act like my children, I will treat as you such.”
In this case, I’d have her booted and explain to people who mocked or questioned my action that’s the penalty one must pay if one cannot keep their hands to themselves. I’d tell them flat out that I see no reason that allegedly mature adults should be held to a lower standard then severely development disabled and abused children.
This is also a very well reasoned course of action.
My Answer
I would have done a combination of a few things here. The goal, when a woman hits you unprovoked (that being, you weren’t assaulting/raping her) can’t be met with violence. If society were truly equal, it would be met with violence, you could hit her back, and all of her guy friends would watch her run away crying and say the same thing they would if it had been on of them, “Bitch shouldn’t have hit him.”
Unfortunately, society isn’t equal. We push female superiority. Give the wimmenz all of the things, but still coddle their precious female natures.
So the answer when a woman hits you is to blend the idea that we’re not a free society, but I can equalize shit quick into the idea that you’re a man and she’s a woman, and make her truly understand her mistake. You want her to feel that the punishment she does endure is nothing compared to the punishment she should endure.
And yes: She should be punished for behaving like a child.
You’re dancing with a girl, making out, whatever, and out of the blue her friend comes up and punches you in the face hard enough to knock your glasses off. I know the glasses are precious and you need them, but do your bros a favor and pay this uppity bitch forward one. Get fucking angry. Let it out, be a fucking animal.
You turn to her and step right to her, like you’re going to get in her face and lay her out, and to the white knights behind her, you yell, “Get this bitch out of her, right the fuck now!”
You have to do this immediately. And aggressively. You’re not going to hit her – you know that and I know that. They should not know that. They should think that you are doing everything in your power to hold back from hitting her. She should be genuinely concerned for her safety because she just started a fight that she cannot win.
As soon as you yell your line to her nearest friend, go find a bouncer and explain what happened and have her escorted from the bar.
Man Card preserved, woman unharmed but still punished, night salvaged.
References:
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