Depression Symptoms in Women: Cure and Bang

November 11, 2026 by Andrew Small No Comments

Did you know that depression symptoms in women can have a massive effect on your sex life? Of course a woman is really fucked if she suffers from this widespread disease that is more famous in the Western culture than Justin Bieber but nearly nobody dares to slip into the shoes of men who date depressive girls.

I feel really sorry for women who suffer from this disease, at least when they have a reason to be depressive, such as a stroke of fate. However, I can imagine that quite a few women will hate me for regarding this issue out of a male perspective. Sorry, I am not a woman who suffers from depression…get over it.

Instead of calling me names, you should think about all the benefits that it can have, once men all over the world think about how to cure depression symptoms in women. This has not only benefits for the man but also for the woman. I mean, she will definitely feel better when she dates a man who knows what to do in this case, than if she would be together with a man who doesn’t give a fuck. Sounds logic, doesn’t it?

Even though there are quite a few depression symptoms in women that I want to talk about in this article, there are also a lot of things that you can do to transform a depressed picture of misery into a happy and life-affirming woman.

However, before you are trying to cure all the miserable women in this world by using your heart and your penis, you should take a second to think about the worst case scenario.

Depression Symptoms in Women: Before You Do Something

I have a good friend who has a girlfriend that has more symptoms than Amy Winehouse had right before her death. She is completely crazy, unpredictable and every time you look her in the eyes you think that she wants to kill you.

Why is he dating her? Well, he for sure never learned how to seduce women.

If you have a girl in your life that not only shows the curable depression symptoms in women that I’ll talk about in this article, but who behaves in a way that is shocking, frightening and that makes you wonder whether or not she’ll kill you and herself the next night, you should definitely invest some time to think about how to deal with that shit.

When I look at the girlfriend of my friend I know exactly that I wouldn’t stay together with her, even if somebody would torture me to death if I would leave her. Honestly, dying would be the more pleasant alternative.

Some women can’t and don’t want to be cured. Every time you meet such a girl you have to make a decision.

Is She Worth It?

The most important question that you have to ask yourself before you attempt to cure a girl is if she is worth the effort, the time and the energy that you have to invest in order to make her and your life a happier one.

Let’s say you approach a woman, take her number and start to date her. After dating her for one month she simply can’t maintain the façade of the perfect girl anymore and she starts to show the most common depression symptoms in women. After you address the issue she tells you that she is usually a life-affirming person but that her parents died in a car accident two months ago and she is not over it.

If she is a beautiful, life-loving and interesting girl who simply had a very painful and traumatic experience that led to feelings of depression, you should definitely try to cure her and invest your energy to make her happy.

Let’s say you approach a woman, take her number and start to date her. After dating her for one month she can’t maintain the façade and she also starts to show typical depression symptoms in women, whereas her symptoms are way more intense than you could ever imagine. She gets a rampage, even though everything seems fine. She cries without a reason and she is more unpredictable than Charlie Sheen on drugs. After you confront her with your observations she tells you that she takes Prozac since she was a little girl.

If you meet such a woman you should only do one thing. Run as fast as you can and don’t waste another minute of your precious lifetime with such a poisoned human being. Some people can’t be cured. Get out of there as fast as you can!

Make a Contract With Yourself

Even though I want to help you to cure slightly depressed women and to transform them into life-loving and sex-loving creatures (what an unselfish goal), I also want to protect you from wasting your time with women that bring you to your grave.

That’s why I want you to make a contract with yourself. Promise yourself that you go on the run, as soon as you find out that the woman you are trying to cure belongs to the group of incurable bitches.

Don’t stick around for another second and don’t even think about trying it for another week. If the sex is incredibly amazing with her, just think about having children with this psycho chick. This should be enough motivation to get the fuck out of there.

Sign this contract with your blood!

Seriously, if you don’t leave the party before it’s over, you will be the one who has to clean up all the mess and I have seen with my own eyes how messy it can get if a guy decides to stay with such a woman.

Depression Symptoms in Women: What Women Do

Now that you know when to cure her, in order to enjoy the amazing time (and sex) that you’ll have with her and when to run as fast as you can, it is time to look at the typical depression symptoms in women in detail.

Like I already said, there are women who suffer from a form of depression that already exceeds the extent of an apocalyptical catastrophe. Those women show symptoms of aggression, EXTREME mood changes and emotional outbursts that make them more dangerous than ISIS warriors.

The reason why I don’t want to talk about those symptoms is pretty simple. The only thing you should do if you meet a woman who shows those signs is to run away and never look back. That’s all I have to say.

However, there are a lot of depression symptoms in women where an intervention is not pointless at all. Let’s have a look at all the symptoms with which sex with a woman and curing her is still an advisable endeavor.

Feeling Anxious

One of the most obvious depression symptoms in women is that they feel anxious. If a woman feels anxious it doesn’t mean that she is scared of stepping out of her house and that she will threaten you with a knife every evening you come home because she thinks that you are a burglar.

Maybe the woman you are dating recently had a bad experience where some drunken idiot threatened her while she was on her way home from the bus stations. Experiences like this can trigger quite a few anxieties. However, by doing the right things you are definitely able to still her fears.

Fucked up Self-Image

Some women have a really fucked up self-image. I mean, if a woman who weighs more than 100 kilos thinks that she is fat, she is right. It doesn’t mean that she can’t lose the weight but if a girl is that fat it is absolutely okay if she considers herself as fat.

However, there are millions and millions of women out there who believe that they are ugly and fat, even though they are extremely beautiful and have bodies like professional models. In my experience especially women who work in the model industry have this problem.

Some of those girls think that they are disfigured, just because they have a pimple that has the size of a dust particle. It is your job to help those women to experience the wide range of pleasure that their body can experience and to make them fall in love with themselves again.

Why Me?

Another one of the more typical depression symptoms in women after they have experienced some great misfortune that is responsible for their negative feelings, is that they ask themselves the “why me?” question.

I think men are not that different in this regard but the difference is that men are more willing to take over the responsibility for their pain and to lead themselves out of it. Maybe I am wrong but that’s what I experienced.

Women, on the other hand, can wallow in self-pity and ask themselves this question over and over again without ever finding an answer.

Eating Disorder

When it comes to eating disorders as depression symptoms in women this stupid behavior can have two extremes.

On the one hand, girls who look good and who have a normal weight start starving until they are only skin and bones. On the other hand, girls who look totally normal start to eat like horses and get fat as whales, until they would have a real reason to starve.

If a girl you are dating shows some signs of either eating way too much or nearly nothing, you have to do something. Seriously, waiting until she is a humpback whale or a skeleton is neither funny for her nor for you.

No Sex-Drive

Do you want to have sex when you are really sad, when you have no energy and when you feel like a piece of shit? Okay, maybe we both would fuck a hot girl who lies naked in our bed, no matter how fucked up we are, but a lot of women are not as painless as we would be.

I once had sex when I had a food poisoning, which was quite a sweaty experience. A woman would most likely never do this. They usually don’t have the desire to have a dick inside when they are not 100% comfortable. Unfortunately, a girl who has depression can’t feel 100% comfortable. As a result of this her sex drive will be close to zero.

This makes her unhappy, this makes you unhappy, this makes EVERYONE unhappy. That’s why you’ll need to know how to destroy depression symptoms in women and how to turn them into sex machines again.

Depression Symptoms in Women: What You Should Do

Now that you know what you have to expect when you decide to date a girl who is (not incurable depressive) it is time to have a look at all the stuff that you should do if you want to cure her and eventually bang the shit out of a physically and emotionally healthy girl.

Whenever a girl I dated showed some signs of depression, I just had to follow a few simple steps to make her smile and to make her suck my dick with joy. No matter what kind of depression symptoms in women she shows, the following things will help her and your relationship to recover.

Show Her the Beauty of Life

What’s the best way to communicate to a girl who displays typical depression symptoms in women that her life is actually pretty amazing? Show her that her life is amazing and that she has absolutely no reason to be depressed at all.

Take her on an adventure, make her smile, make her scream with laughter, make her life amazing. Once you have done a few things that remind her how great her life actually is, she will sooner or later forget that she even felt depressed.

Be the adventurous, great and exciting guy that she need in her life in order to forget all her worries. Think about some creative dating ideas, take her on weekend trips and surprise her with exciting activities.

Women are extremely emotional and if her emotional equilibrium is off balance because of too many negative emotions, she needs a guy who triggers all the positive emotions in her that she can’t create herself.

Show Her What it Means to Be Loved

We human beings have two basic needs that have to be fulfilled in order to live a life without suicidal thoughts. No, I don’t mean eating and drinking, even though that’s also not completely unimportant. I am talking about love and sex.

Imagine a life in which NOBODY loves and fucks you. To me that’s not a life worth living. Thank god you found my website. Therefore, you don’t have to worry about the sex part anymore. What about the love part?

Well, I am pretty sure that you have at least one relative or friend who really loves you. As corny it may sound, love is an essential need for every human being…yes, also for strong and independent alpha males.

Unfortunately, some depression symptoms in women have the power to suppress the feeling of love. Suddenly, those girls think that they are not lovable. It is your job as a man to show them that they deserve love and that they are worthy of love.

Orgasms are the Most Powerful Feelings

Now we come to the part that you were waiting for. Depression symptoms in women have one extremely negative side effect for us men. Those little bastards kill the sex drive of women and lead to uncontrollable horniness in the poor underfucked men who continue to date those girls.

Remember that I encourage you to continue dating those girls? That’s why I regard it as my duty to save you from endless masturbation sessions on the toilet while the girl you are with is crying on the sofa.

What are the most intensive feelings, besides a Brazilian waxing that women can have?

Damn right, an orgasm!

How do you give her an orgasm when her sex drive hit rock bottom?

No, just putting your dick inside her and asking afterwards if she is normal again is the wrong answer. The right answer is: “build up sexual tension and do it slowly.”

Create a romantic atmosphere, let her time to reconnect with her sexual desire and when the time is right, kiss her, undress her, lick her and f*** her.

Summed Up Wisdom

Depression symptoms in women can not only have an effect on her life but also on your sex life. Before you can think about how to cure and bang those girls, you should ask yourself if she is worth the time and effort that healing her would require. Also don’t forget to promise yourself that you get the fuck out of there if healing her is impossible.

There are different depression symptoms in women that the girl you are dating can have. She can feel anxious, suffer from a fucked up self-image, have an eating disorder and she can also have a low sex drive (which is of course the worst).

What can you do to bring the sunshine back in her world and her mouth back to your penis? Show her the beauty of life and be the exciting man she needs. You should also heal her in a loving and in a sexual way. Show her what it means to be loved and give her the most pleasurable feeling of all…an orgasm.