Surviving The Apocalypse Tip # 4: Food Supply
Okay so a couple seals have apparently been broken and some trumpets sounded, with the thousands of birds falling from the sky, the fish popping up dead in lakes and rivers, we’re getting pretty close to the shit storm that is awaiting us, so I’m continuing on our series of tips. As dedicated readers to this site, I am pleased to say that I’m willing to share our post apocalyptic future with you guys as you are some of the few intelligent somewhat enlightened beings on the planet. Of course if you fail to heed my tips, it’s not my loss.
So, more than just a sign, with birds and fish turning up dead and falling dead, you need to be prepared that perhaps no meat will be fit to eat upon the first few months/years of Armageddon. If a nuclear bomb goes off you’ll need a Geigar counter to check radiation levels on potential meat and water potentials. In fact, get a Geiger counter anyways, you will need it even if there isn’t a nuclear war, as those bombs will no longer be guarded there will be thousands of nuclear warheads, and you should have the Geiger counter with you at all times, just in case.
So even if it’s not a nuclear holocaust but something else, it’s best to hedge all your bets. You must prepare yourself for inedible or non-existent animal supplies for meat and food. Plants may or may not grow, best not to leave anything up to chance. In my experience there’s no such thing as luck. So, you will need alternatives for natural foods. How do you go about this?
You need to be planning this now; do not wait, with these signs occurring its clear the apocalypse is just around the corner. You need to have several detailed maps printed out of every place on earth, especially your direct neighborhood. Make copies, as you are bound to lose them. Also gps won’t be working, so your iphones will be useless. I know, don’t get me started. Secondly you need to Google all the factories around you, better yet ALL of them period that produces canned food. When the shizzle goes down, grab your guns and your armored vehicle and head directly to the nearest factory to loot the crap out of it. You need to act fast, so as soon as you can when Armageddon is upon us, go! It won’t take others long to think of the same thing you are. But, you having read this will have a good head start.
Once there and you have acquired the canned food you will need a place to store it. Find a near by place to bury most of the food and mark it in a hidden code on your map. A code that only you and your family can decipher, so that even in your death your family can come back to eat if necessary. So you can then take as much with you in your vehicle back to your lair and live off of that food until it runs out. Going back to your reserves when needed. By the time you run out, you should be safe to eat the wild life again.
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