Get a Fish
Girls always have some silly measure by which they gauge your potential for long term investment or short term fling.
Unemployed but an artist can be measured the same as a guy who is fat with a yacht.
A girl has no idea what possessions or quirks that a guy has mean. They have read too many magazines or have heard incorrect correlations from their sad lonely friends.
Girl 1: “I’m not sure about him. Terri said he hit his last girlfriend, but he plays the guitar so well.
Girl 2: “He plays the guitar? No way he would hit a girl, he has a soft soul. Terri is a bitch anyway, she’s just jealous.”
Girl 1: “I know, I felt this John Mayer vibe from him when I first met him.”
That is an actual conversation I overheard.
Magazines, both print and online, line their purses with lies in order to sell to the easily duped masses.
Ladies. Cosmo has no idea what it takes to pleasure a man, mainly because it is written by females and haters. Ask your man what makes him tick. Open conversation.
I have read many times such publications espousing the importance that a guy has plants or a pet in his life.
Wait. what.
Supposedly a plant can inform a girl whether a guy is able to be nurturing.
For realz. http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/staticslideshowglamour.aspx?cp-documentid=17439834&imageindex=2
Stop laughing. There is a reason why astrology is such a moneymaker.
Every guy with enough life experience has realized that each and every girl has a checklist that is impossible to fulfill.
More importantly there are better things to do with one’s time.
Vices.
Then again, when you have their playbook it would be wrong not to use it to your advantage.
Many boys jump to the idea of getting a dog. They forget that dogs need to be fed and walked. If you decide to randomly pick up and go somewhere, you must prostrate yourself to a potential pet sitter. Sure a dog is a great companion, however it is a equivalent to a child. Your freedom is tied up with the same leash you grasp as you pick up poop with the other.
Cats. No. Gerbils. Negative. Bunny or hamsters. Please exit this page.
The problem with indoor plants is not so much the watering.
Plants are fickle. Wrong temperature, wrong humidity, wrong anything and it will whittle. This can happen at anytime. Why take the chance that you bring a prospect over and your plant chooses that hour to shrivel.
Solution. Fish.
A fish tank solves all your problem. It is a relatively inexpensive investment. Not only do you have a living thing, it is a pet. A pet that takes minimal effort to maintain.
“But won’t I need to find someone to feed my fish when I go on vacation.”
No.
There are other benefits to having fish.
If you have a waterfall type of water filter you can bring the calming effect of hearing a slow flowing creek into your bedroom.
You can turn your aquarium into mood lighting.
If you want to go the extra mile, get live plants to live in it.
You’re welcome.
My last suggestion is to go with a fresh water fish that looks tropical. Tiger Barbs are superlative. Cat fish are putrid.
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